I’m Captain Jack!!!

I haven’t done a stupid internet quiz in a while. I should be doing homework, as there’s only three weeks left in the semester, but I’m acting like there’s six. There’s not. There’s three. And I’m fucked.

Oh, and yes, I’m aware that this looks all screwy and is messing with my look. I’m trying to make it smaller, but I don’t know what I’m doing. Just hang on a minute, damnit. Oh look! I figured it out! I took out a tag, but I don’t know what or how I managed to fix it. You have no idea what I’m talking about, do you, because it looks fine to you now as you’re looking at it. But when I first put this into this post, the picture was on the side of the results, which were leaking out all over the side to the right there and looking particularly messy and annoying. But I fixed it. Yeah me. I wish I knew how.

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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And oh, hell, is or is not Captain Jack so damn sexy you just have to squirm around in your chair looking at that picture?

I don’t want to be Captain Jack. I just want Captain Jack. Or maybe I should say I don’t want to be Captain Jack. I want to do Captain Jack. Or maybe I should shut up now.