Pull up your pants, girl

Nov 26 2005

There is nothing more icky, as far as I’m concerned, than when, as is the case with this chick sitting at the table next to my easy chair at Starbuck’s, a young girl, perhaps sixteen or so, sits down and her low-rise sweatpants get pulled down so that I, along with the portly gentleman who sat down opposite me to read the paper but now is so distracted he can do nothing but drool and stare, can see her thong almost in it’s entirety. I shit you not. Okay, fine, a little peek here and there, maybe that’s erotic to some people, but this is so bad that I want to lean over and say to the girl, “You know, honey, the only thing saving you from plumber’s butt is the flimsy thing you probably call underwear that descends from your lower back into your ass crack. Pull up your fucking pants, you cheap whore.”

But I won’t. Because that would ruin the show for the portly gentleman.

There’s no way she’s not aware of the fact that everyone can see her thong. When my low rise pants descend too low, I can feel the rush of cold air on my upper ass, and I yank them up and rue the fact I forgot to put on a belt. She cannot NOT know that her ass is hanging out of her pants. Believe me, the “underwear” is certainly not substantial enough to keep her ass warm. Yuck. I would take a picture, but the portly gentleman might get a little freaked out by that, so unless he gets up and leaves, there will be no picture of this girl’s underwear for you.

8 responses so far

  • hamel says:

    If I had a nickel for every time a student in my class flashed her thong to the guys in the class, I could retire and buy that yurt I’ve been drooling over for years.

  • viki says:

    Yurt. Heh heh.

  • Z.Z. Bachman says:

    Why bother wearing underware at all… when a tattoo will do ? My female friends tell me some of those thong styles are downright torturous. I’m sure she knew just the reaction she was having and was loving every minute of it. Slutting it and loving it :)

  • Gena says:

    I think the thong show is very sexy.

  • Jessica says:

    well i say if ya mother tellz ya 2 hitch up ya pants then i say take her advice u horrid bitch! seriously havnen’t u eva thought she would b doin dat 2 look out 4 u, so 1. u look modest and 2. ur fat doesnt buldge.
    believe it or not i’m actually 18, and i know that wearing your pants just above your belly button isnt a fucking crime! i honestly get so disgusted n almost that of disturbed when i c little 6 to 10 year old children waltz round the shoppin centre in lil high heels and mid-drift top n mini skirts as if its an every day normal thing for them 2 b doin, well its not! n i say 2 the parents wat the hell r u teaching ur kids??? So i believe in 2days society we lack a big mother amount of modesty, n we should consider also coverin up well n smartly 4 the elders of 2day. Most elderly women/men find it very offensive and disrespectful, i know my father and grand father does. my father, is that of 66 yrs of age. sounds old, i know, but i am actually really gr8ful he is strict n has bought me up this way, i at least know how 2 dress modest at the same time. if my father/grand father was 2 c me wearin somethin innapproprate i know it would really upset them, n personally i feel there is no need 2 dress like a complete skank jus 2 impress otherz oh and, 2 impress ‘yourself’. so i say modesty is magnificant!

  • Viki says:

    Well, thank you Jessica! Very well said.

  • Pat says:

    You consider that horrid excuse for typing well said?

  • Viki says:

    Um, Pat? I was being sarcastic. I’m guessing this was your first time here.

Leave a Reply